HAPPY NEWS
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One of the joys of the internet is that can I wake up every morning to an inbox full of good news: “Your Latino Love is Waiting for You!”; “Life of an ordinary loser is not for you!” “You've won 2009 ATM Card” (this works particularly well in 2011). But this was my all time favorite:
"Dear Beneficiary,
With pleasure the UKNL Board wishes to notify you that you have won £1,000.000.00 in the 2011 e-lottery Online Sweepstakes powered by the Internet.”
Sweepstakes powered by the internet you say? Wowzers.
